Thursday, July 07, 2011

My Passport Is In Dieppe... Updated

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My passport is in Dieppe, New Brunswick. I'm in Charlottetown, PEI. I'm supposed to be heading for Shanghai and points beyond early Saturday am.

The suspense is killing me.

My passport was in Ottawa getting a visa to enter China. It also got a make-over and a trim and visited the Parliament buildings. The Ball Bounces was unwilling to spring an extra $50 for rush visa turnaround service. So, the vigil is "on".

It left Ottawa last night, via UPS. (It left via UPS because Canada Post cancelled all delivery guarantees.) ((Canada Post cancelled all delivery guarantees because of the mail backlog.)) (((The mail backlog is due to the lockout.))) ((((The lockout is due to the strike actions of CUPW)))). (((((The strike actions of CUPW are because CUPW workers are over-paid and over-benefited, and are mad as "h" and aren't going to take it any more!!!.)))))

I'm monitoring my little guy's progress via UPS tracking.

You can too!  You can join in from coast-to-coast-coast as the Ball Bounces' passport makes its big journey through the Maritimes to Charlottetown, PEI.

Update: The Passport arrived at 4:40 pm. Re-lax! Shanghai, here we come! I booked a five star hotel (The Shanghai Hilton) on Priceline two nights at $85 and $100 respectively.

And that's the way the Ball Bounces' China visa bounces!

PS -- Canada Post, with UPS and FedEx now in my life, you're not as important to me as you used to be -- we need to talk.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Democrats Strut Their Tough On Crime Stuff??

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Democrats take a seemingly relaxed view towards rape (when conducted by celebs/liberal politicians and as long as it isn't "rape-rape"), and are generally sympathetic to accusations of murder (when the accused are members of the female persuasion). So, with rape and murder ruled out, just how does a Democrat get tough on crime?

This is how.

Of course, I don't know for sure the overly-zealous dude was a Democrat; it just strikes me as likely. There's probably a Big Union involved here too.
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Atlanta Teachers Behaving Badly

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"Investigation into Atlanta Public Schools cheating finds unethical behavior across every level".

High scores for consistency -- yeah, us!! I can feel our self-esteem soaring!!!

I'm guessing Atlanta teachers are Democrats.

And there's probably a Big Union involved here somewhere.

Teacher integrity is so Republican/90s uncool.

Cheat on test scores? Yes We Can!

article h/t Drudge.
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Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Tonialla G's 15 Minutes Of Fame

It's a shame when your 15 minutes of fame is infamy


While you're at it, check out that Darwinian human/snail bonding thing in the photo accompanying the article. Is it just me, or is there some flirting going on on the snail's part, if not the woman's??!! -- Snails and humans have shared ancestry; it's only natural that a bit of residual flirty sexual attraction be present. This photo proves Darwinism! But, I digress...


The woman in the picture is not Tonialla G., she's the "security risk", and justice for her moves at a snail's pace.


Speaking of Tonialla, what is it with mothers who feel compelled to give their daughters "unique" names? Does this really help?


And that's the way the just-wondering Ball bounces.


article h/t Drudge.
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Intelligent Design Essay Contest -- Win $$$

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What a great idea:
Here’s the question: How would acceptance of design, alongside law and chance, as a fundamental cause in nature change the way we do science?
Eligible entrants: High school, college, or university undergrads, worldwide.
Prizes: $200 first prize, $100 second prize
Length: 1200-1500 words
Deadline: Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Submit to: Uncommon Descent at udnews.contests@gmail.com
Judges to be announced.
Of course, from a Christian point of view, nature's laws are themselves designed, and chance is an epistemological/ontological conundrum to earth-dwellers looking "through a glass darkly". What this means is, what appears as chance to us may in fact be the hand of God ever-so-subtley directing natural forces to obtain his ends. Did not the Lord, e.g., cause a wind to blow, still a storm, etc. etc.?

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Photo Of William And Kate

I managed to snap a photo of William and Kate (lower right). First thing that strikes you is how incredibly tiny they are. Second thing is that they appeared, I dunno, strangely flat.

The Duke and Duchess on PEI

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We walked over to Peake's Quay last evening to catch a glimpse of the Duke and Duchess on PEI. Snapped various shots of secret service security men while waiting an hour for William and Kate to exit Peake's Quay Restaurant. Took one final shot of a lady exiting in a red dress. Followed by the camera closing itself and indicating its battery was kaput. Followed immediately by the appearance of the Duke and Duchess.

So, you'll have to make do with these snaps from the National Post.

Last year, Regis and Kelly. This year, William and Kate. Who's coming next year?!

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Sunday, July 03, 2011

Down With Monarchical Parasites, Boo The White Limousine (And Save The Clock Tower)!!!

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I'm not really a huge fan of funding glitzy visits by wealthy royals, but if it makes Quebec separatists crazy, then at least we're getting value for money spent.
MONTREAL — The protesters’ “Down-with-the-monarchy” chants competed with cries of “Will and Kate” as a crowd of several hundred waited for the Royal couple outside the Sainte-Justine children’s hospital. 
Before the couple’s arrival, organizers read a manifesto, laying the blame for the “linguistic cleansing” of North America at William’s feet. 
Their grievances ranged from the deportation of the Acadians(*) in 1755 to the federal government’s funding of anglophone community groups in Quebec. 
At one point, the protesters interrupted their speeches to boo a passing white limousine, realizing belatedly that it contained not royalty but a wedding party.... 
For some reason this last line makes the Ball Bounces think of John Lennon's white tuxedo -- maybe the druggy psychedelic absurdity of the protest event (not to mention white limousines). But where would the Quebec psyche be without a centuries-old grievance to nurse and billions in annual subsidies from the dastardly Anglais to soothe their perpetual sore?

(*) I went on a tour of Acadian PEI once. The government-funded tour guide told us, with an expression of evident satisfaction on his face, how the expelled Acadians later got to kill some English in a battle south of the border. Sounds about right for Canada -- blood-lust, government-funded, as long as it's blood lust of the right kind.

Imagine the howls if it were the reverse. Speaking of "imagine"...

* * *

Imagine there's no Anglais
It's easy if you try
No one there to fund us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Speaking French patois...

And that, my friends, is the way Le Boule bounces.

(photo source National Post article)

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Ann Coulter: "Only a sad leftist with a crappy job...."

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Only a sad leftist with a crappy job could be so brimming with self-righteousness to harangue a complete stranger in public....
Their mothers spent way too much time praising them during toilet training....
Eeyoww!

Ann Coulter : Glenn Beck Vs. The Mob

warning: language alert.
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Equality "Harms Minorities And Is Unconstitutional"

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Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette said today he will appeal a court ruling that overturned the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative, which bans the use of race and gender preferences in college admissions and government hiring and contracting.
Failure to discriminate based on race and gender is a huge no-no in Obama's America.
"MCRI embodies the fundamental premise of what America is all about: equal opportunity under the law," Schuette said in a statement. "Entrance to our great universities must be based upon merit, and I will continue the fight for equality, fairness and rule of law."
A federal appeals court today overturned Proposal 2, saying the voter-approved measure harms minorities and is unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional. Wow. Democracy swept aside by a court ruling. And, since it is based on the "unconstitutionality" of treating people equally, I guess we can say "discrimination is forever".

"Thou shalt discriminate" -- now mandated by the state -- forever.

 From The Detroit News.
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Mark Steyn on Obama: Shriveled Peas and Demonizable Irrelevancies

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"America's debt is an existential crisis, and playing shell games with shriveled peas of demonizable irrelevancies only advertises your contempt for the citizenry." -- Mark Steyn, here.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

CUPW: The Empire Strikes Back

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Like a Freddie Friday the 13th movie, CUPW refuses to remain dead.

"Canada Post union looks to overturn back-to-work legislation in court"

They really, really, really would rather be on strike than working.

Let's help them make this a permanent condition.

Go, CUPW!!!

PS. to readers: I'm really disappointed in you. So far nobody has sent in $5 to support my Show-CUPW-Some-Love campaign. What is wrong with you??!!

Meanwhile, because Canada Post is back in "business", but impaired, I'm using UPS to get my travel documents to/from Ottawa. New non-postal habits are being formed across the country. The decision threshold for going electronic is being crossed... When volumes drop by 5%, will CUPW agree to a 5% across-the-board reduction in staff and/or wages?.... Thought so.

Never again will 21st cc. Canadians rely on Canada Post. They've dissed us; we can diss them.  One day, they will wake up to this fact.

I'm calling it the Frances Factor.

And that's the way the not-going-postal Ball bounces.
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Monday, June 27, 2011

CUPW Workers Are Angry!!!

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Of course CUPW workers are angry -- Stable job. Great pay. Up to seven weeks annual vacation. Bankable sick days. Retire at, what, 55?

Who wouldn't be angry?

And now the government has interrupted their strike/walkout thus minimizing their lost wages.

Angry? Who wouldn't be?

Contribute to the Ball Bounces Show-A-CUPWee-You-Love-Them fund now. Send your $5 to:

Ball Bounces Show CUPW Some Love Fund
c/o this station. Please provide a self-addressed stamp envelope. A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Production.
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I Feel Like A Woman

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Headline: "No 'him' or 'hers' allowed: Is a gender-free preschool going too far?"

The fact we are even asking ourself this question means we are doomed.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Breaking: Government-Funded Clinic For Lawyers And Recreational Hockey Players

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We're unique in the province,” says Mr. Long. “People think of methadone clinics and they think of people lining up and smoking and causing a nuisance in the neighbourhood. We're different. We are not bringing drug users in. Our clients are people who've been in the program for an average of 5 to 7 years, they are in the process of getting their lives together, they are lawyers, they are recreational hockey players.”
Coming to a neighbourhood near you.
Along the way, nobody informed local residents. But under current laws, they didn't need to. Substance dependence is considered a disability under the Human Rights Code. Virtually every Ontario municipality that has tried to weed out methadone clinics has been overruled for discrimination reasons by the Ontario Municipal Board.
In Ontario all methadone clinics should be established by law in neighbourhoods where anti-discrimination Ontario Municipal Board members live. How could they object?

And that's the way the Ball bounces.

Sunday Prayer: Lord, we pray for those afflicted by addictions of any kind. May they find release from addiction's power through the mighty power of Jesus Christ. Amen.
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Friday, June 24, 2011

The Supreme Court: Swinging On A Star?

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Two side-by-side headlines in today's National Post:
"Add diversity to top court, Harper urged"
"Swingers’ club ideal science lab: researcher"
Coincidence??!!

As Canadians know, the Supreme Court of Canada pronounced that in the new, vibrant, with-it Canada, swinging is A-OK. Have as many sexual partners as you like! Just don't try to marry more than one of them; you can enjoy them, but the minute you try to enter into covenantal commitment with more than one, the Supremes draw the line, thus indicating the top court's judicial if not sexual preference for shallow, one-off sexual encounters.

But, I digress. Where was I? Oh, yes. Juxtaposed headlines.

As far as the Ball Bounces can tell, there is nary a swinger in the highest echelons of Canadian courtdom. Not one. Contemplate that for a moment. How can swingers feel truly equal, fully Canadian, when they are entirely unrepresented at the top?

Come on, Prime Minister Harper, get with it. Do the NDP! Appoint a swinger. Do it before the Supreme Court over-rules you and appoints one themselves.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Christian Duty To Accept Evolution?

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In a well written article, entitled "The Christian duty to understand God’s creation", Dr. Paul Brown of Trinity Western University responds to an earlier National Post / Huffington Post opinion piece, "The Christian Duty To Accept Evolution".

Hmmff!


Dr. Brown notes some of the things darwinian evolution does not adequately account for:

• the sudden appearance of life forms in the fossil record
• the stasis that follows
• the coding and translation systems in life as they actually exist
• the origin of life
• the origin of multiple layers of programming in the organism
• coordination among those multiple layers
• how those multiple layers relate to evolving function and development
• how a fruit fly could change to a house fly or vice versa
• how or why a common primate ancestor would diverge into chimps and humans

Dr. Brown concludes:
For any thinking Christian and/or scientist, it should at least raise eyebrows that evolutionary theory actually explains very little about evolution, about how, as a process, it could work to change organism A into organism B particularly when expanded over the breadth of molecules to man. It is a theory of similarity masquerading as a theory of functional explanation. Regarding the latter, it is a poor theory indeed. 
As Michael Behe has said, the darwinian mechanism of random mutation has been demonstrated to have very feeble creative powers. It simply does not provide an adequate explanation for the teleological complexities of life as it exists.

I like the way another guy put it: "I don't reject darwinism because of its religious implications; I reject it because it is poor science".
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Buddy, Can You Spare Me A Killer $50?

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Buddy, Can You Spare Me A Killer $50?

A polymer, that is. The new Canadian banknotes are made of... plastic.

I've used these Canadian-made polymer banknotes in Zambia. All the ink on the older bills wore or fell off, and you would go around with these silvery slidey things in your pocket trying discern whether it was a 1,000 Kwatcha note or a 20,000.

I think they've improved the technology since then.

On the negative side, they are unfriendly to life-forms.
“Further, scientific evaluation has shown that there is significantly less bacteriological growth on polymer banknotes, and that any bacteria which gets onto the notes quickly dies because of the lack of nutrients on the non-porous and non-fibrous material.” Source: Securency International Pty Ltd. 
Expect howls of rage from the environmentalists as Canada introduces these killer-banknotes.
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Monday, June 20, 2011

The Vancouver Riot: “Pleaaseee, not the treees!!!!” (UPDATED)

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 The Vancouver Riot: “Pleaaseee, not the treees!!!!

Rioting 101 circa 2011: Looting fun/harming trees very, very bad (insert Seinfeld finger wag here).

An environmentally sensitive blogger "apologizes" for looting while suggesting certain Canadians should leave the country.

Memo to self: If I get caught in a wrong-doing, apologize, and leave it at that.

Update: The poster has apparently taken the Ball Bounces advice to heart and stripped her post of extraneous commentary, including the "please not the trees" bit. As it now stands, it's a decent apology -- good for her.

This post was based on the original, which you can still find here. The relevant tree-bit is/was this:
As many of you already know, I am majoring in Conservation Biology at UBC. I strongly belirve in ecological conservation and sustainability. That night, I saw a few people that were trying to knock trees down. So what did I do? I yelled at them, saying “Pleaaseee, not the treees!!!!” And what did they do? They stopped. And I felt like a hero.
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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"