Image via Wikipedia"Voting for Ford is like sleeping with someone to get revenge on your spouse.... It is Oct. 26, the day after the election, and you wake in a hard, unfamiliar bed. Your eyeballs are congealed chip fat and your contact lenses have gone crispy. Your liver is en route somewhere. You appear to be missing a tooth. And there's something in bed next to you. It is the sweaty, beer-smelling oik from the bar last night." -- Heather MallickFor what it's worth, the reporter seems to be writing from first-hand knowledge.
As reported in The National Post.
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The shameless Star is now preparing their activist role for the provincial and federal Liberals. Great! Conservatives are sure to win more seats the harder they insult. And you can be rest assured the Star will attack Ford every day and prepare for Adam in 2014.
You didn't read her latest? Today she insulted all Ford voters as being angry and irrational for no reason. This chick isn't fit to write for the communist international. (real conservative)
Can't think of a good use for the Star, other than it might make for good lining for a cat's litter box...assuming, of course, one pretty much hates his cat.
Hoarfrost said...
"seems to be writing from first-hand knowledge"
Maybe not an odd thought. That was my first impression as well.
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