It's May 21st. D-Day, H-Hour, M-Minute, S-Second.
Relax, anxious reader: the Ball Bounces is still here -- ready to serve you the best blog posts I can dish up until the Lord comes!!!
I'm sitting here trying to figure out what's left. More precisely, who's left. Who's gone, who's left. Those of you reading this; you're still here. I'm still here. So, who's gone????
Joe -- are you there, Joe? Haven't heard from Joe. And what about Frances, MaryT, and all the regular contributors -- are you still out there??!! Mary from South Africa -- is South Africa is or is South Africa not is??!! Folks, at this point, we have not heard from South Africa!!!
And what about atheists Jonathan, Joe Agnost, and SDC -- haven't heard from them!!!
Oh, the humanity!!!!
If you are still out there, still with us, PLEASE CHECK IN!!!
And that's the way the Ball didn't bounce.
8 comments:
I'm still here, Calgary Alberta. What nonsense! End of the world, rapture. I've never heard anything so ridic
I'm writing from heaven on God's laptop... so I'm gone.
:-)
Nope, I'm still here too :-) The only real difference between your brand of lunacy and Camping's is that he was deluded enough to put a date on the fairy tales of your cult.
SDC
SDC: glad you are still here.
The rapture was yesterday?!?!?!
AHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGG.
Wait a sec wasn't there supposed to be massive earthquakes?
Maybe I was raptured so surreptitiously even I didn't notice!
Welcome to Rapturedom Richard et al!
Joe -- it's good to know you are still with us!
Ha! Joe, I think this is your best post!
SDC: Are you channelling your inner-communist? It seems to me communists were always chomping at the bit waiting to come to power so they could set up their internment camps.
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