Sunday, May 07, 2006

Earthism: the new frontier

We've had racism. We've had sexism. We've had ageism. We've had speciesism (at least, I think we have). Are you ready for another "ism"? How about "earthism"? People who focus on Earth to the exclusion of other globes. It appears there's a lot of earthists out there.

Take global warming. You know -- the earth is warming, AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT. Well, studies indicate that not only is Earth warming, but so is Mars, and so is Jupiter. To care about the earth but not jupiter or mars is discriminatory, biased, narrow-minded, prejudiced, mean-spirited, and bigoted. It's earthist, that's what it is.

Frankly, I don't want to have anything to do with earthism, or earthists, for that matter.

I just hope that all the earthists clanging about global warming and climate change will raise their sights and consider the Big Picture.

Let's end the scourge of narrow-minded earthism.

1 comment:

frappeur said...

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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"