Showing posts with label Elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elections. Show all posts

Friday, May 06, 2011

Have You Seen Macleans' Serialization of the 2011 Election?

Michael Ignatieff, leader of the Liberal Party...                    Image via Wikipedia
Macleans' serialization of the 2011 election is extremely well-written and utterly fascinating. Excerpts:
Michael Ignatieff’s gaze drifted upward, past the ceiling of the foyer of the House of Commons and, as it seemed, toward heaven....
His formidable eyebrows arched up, then pressed downward and together, like twin dolphins at yoga class. He rambled on a bit more
You'll enjoy it. Only problem is, you have wait a day for each new excerpt. Days one, two, and three are available for your eyeballs. Warning: reading it may cause your formidable eyebrows to arch up like the wafting smell of stale coffee at an all-night diner (pardon my attempts at noir-fiction).

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Monday, May 02, 2011

Globe and Mail Prediction for Willowdale: "Strong Liberal"

Map of the Ontario federal and provincial ridi...                               Image via Wikipedia
Willowdale is our riding in Toronto.  The Globe prediction: "Strong Liberal".  Here's how it's going.

PS - The only internet I had tonite was a Rogers stick. As much as I like the National Post, the Globe website was the best of the bunch, by far, bar none. We ditched cable TV a few months ago. Did I miss anything?
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Who Is Bernard Trottier??

st. bernard                                      Image via Wikipedia
Who Is Bernard Trottier?

We'll all know by morning.

Update.
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Jack Layton is Da Man!!!

Jack Layton making NDP transit announcement.                                    Image via Wikipedia
Arrived back in Canada just in time to get a Google-sensed ad  from Jumpin' Jack. And Jack told me, Ball Bounces, that he, Jack Layton, was going to hire more doctors and nurses and, wait for this, Jack told me he's going to increase my pension!!! I didn't know Jack had this kind of money, but all I can say is, "thank-you, Jack!". He has my vote!

And that's the way the I-can-be-bought Ball bounces!
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

What Do the NDP and Quebec Have in Common?

What Do the NDP and Quebec Have in Common?

The assumption that someone else will foot the bill.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Poll Results: May vs. Duceppe -- And the Loser Is...

Gilles Duceppe, the Leader of the Bloc Québécois.                                  Image via Wikipedia
The Ball Bounces poll asked, if you had to chose, which of the two leaders would you rather see participate in a federal leadership debate, Elizabeth May, representing the Greens with federal aspirations, or Gilles Duceppe, representing the Quebec-only Bloc

70% of you, forced to choose between the two, chose Elizabeth May over Gilles Duceppe (and, based on an earlier poll, no-one wants to see Elizabeth May anywhere near a federal leaders' debate.)

Antipathy towards the Quebec-only Gilles Duceppe participating in federal leaders' debates appears strong -- at least among the readers of the Ball Bounces!

And that's the way the polling Ball bounces.
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Friday, April 15, 2011

Elections Canada: Are All Canadians Equal?

OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 08:  The Wal-Mart logo i...Image by Getty Images via @daylife
Apparently not.

Some democracy-challenged Canadians apparently require "special ballots".
The report quotes an Elections Canada official, who said the university has held special ballots before without issue. Special ballots are different than advance polls. They are set up as a way of facilitating the voting process for groups that are often under-represented on voting day, such as students and aboriginals.
Are students and aboriginals intrinsically less able to exercise their right to vote than others? Or just too  indifferent or lazy?

How about snowbirds? We're (sensibly) down in the USA; we're under-represented -- and we're as indifferent and lazy as the best of 'em. Shouldn't we have equal access to "special ballots"? Elections Canada could set them up in local Wal Marts for us. Better still, I would like one set up for me at the local Julio G's Mexican Restaurant at Tatum and Cactus in Phoenix, where we go for double-stamp Monday -- otherwise, I will be under-represented on voting day, and that will be a loss for Canadian democracy.

Do you think that could that be arranged, Elections Canada?  If you set up between 11 am. and 1 pm., you'll catch me, and Julio's will probably spring for chips and salsa.

Ignatieff is making a big deal about a Conservative objection to special ballots and is equating special-access to special balloting with Canadian "democracy".

Sounds more like the promotion of democratic inequality based on selective state-sponsored group-identity politics to me.

The lazy and indifferent should be equal across Canada, from sea-to-glorious-sea, from coast-to-coast-to-coast-to, er border, and even down into the US.

And that's the way the lazy and indifferent Canadian Ball bounces.

Update: A link to Elections Canada Special Ballots


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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Absent Mr. Iggs


Michael Ignatieff on the Campaign Trail      Image by davehuehn via Flickr
"Anyone else notice Iffy's hasty exit at the end of the post debate news conference (on CBC The National)? A reporter attempted to ask him about Layton's question regarding his voting frequency and he ran off the stage into Zzuzzanna'z arms. Imagine if Harper had done that." -- Anon, in the Ball Bounces Comments.
Iggy Ignatieff: first absent from Canada; now absent from Parliament. Reasonable question: if elected PM, will you show up?

And that's the way the Ball bounces.

Photo: unretouched photo of Iggy absent from Parliament on the campaign trail(*). Unretouched? OK, it was retouched by the Liberal Party of Canada's Dept. of Spin, Gloss and Photoshopping to remove an errant pinky.

(*)Update: The BallBounces welcomes davehuehn, the person who snapped the splendid Ignatieff photo. His unretouched comments weighing in on my (mis)use of his photo for satirical purposes, below.

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Quote of the Day: "Harper came out smiling like a rose"

The Cheshire Cat as depicted in American McGee...                                          Image via Wikipedia
Concerning the Canadian leadership debate: "Harper came out smiling like a rose"-- troupsupport's comment at the CBC site 2011/04/12 at 9:40 PM ET.

That's better than Ignatieff, Layton, and Duceppe, who all came out smelling like a Cheshire cat.  
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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Breaking News: Elizabeth May Snubs Geek Who Invites Her To The Prom

Elizabeth May, Green Party leadership candidateImage by Grant Neufeld via Flickr
This breaking story has everything: a spurned lover, a pirate, a rhinoceros, a communist, a small pond, fear of contagion, and a gun registry issue.
Green Party leader Elizabeth May has been invited to a party leaders’ debate but likely won’t attend — a coalition of small or fringe political parties are hosting their own public forum this month.
“We are not one of the small, fringe parties.... We do not group ourselves in with them,” said Kieran Green, a Green Party spokesman.
The apparent snub from the Greens disappoints political rivals.
“I think that’s absurd,” said Shawn Vulliez, spokesman for the Pirate Party, which seeks to reform copyright and information laws.
“If they don’t participate they are just shooting themselves in the foot. The Green Party is not significantly ahead of the Pirate Party right now – they’ve never had a seat in Parliament.”
“Do they think we’re contagious?” asked Serge Grenier, spokesman for the Rhinoceros Party. “This is a missed opportunity for them.”
And Vicki Gunn, spokeswoman of the Christian Heritage Party, said: “Whether they have to play in a small pond or not, surely it is better than not playing in any pond.”
The “Other Parties Discussion” is tentatively scheduled for April 23 at York University in Toronto
First Elizabeth cries foul for not being invited to the prom, and then, when she's invited by the pimply geek, she suddenly has to wash and dry her hair that evening.

Oh, well. As Herself might say, "It's my Party and I'll dry if I want to".
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Monday, April 04, 2011

New BallBounces Poll: "Turning Our Backs On Quebec"

“Denying our aspirations, indifferent to our interests and opposed to our values, the Conservatives have permanently turned their backs on Quebec.”

Whose words are these?

Don't forget to vote in the latest BallBounces poll, with an accelerated, election-paced three-day best-by date!
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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"