Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Breaking: BallBounces World Exclusive -- New Pope Named!!!!!

We have a new Pope.

In a world exclusive, the BallBounces reveals his name to the world.

It is, reliable sources tell us, Habemus Papam.

We wish Habemus all the best.

We are told that growing up the beloved Habemus was known by all as "Honest Habe".

And that's the way the papal Ball bounces.

No comments:

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"