Thursday, September 25, 2008

Al Gore Urges Civil Disobedience



In order to save mankind, Al Gore has urged the masses, the people, the populace, the hoi polloi, i.e., "us", to rise up in civil disobedience towards those who are destroying the planet.

He is specifically urging that protesters deface, cripple, and otherwise render inoperative energy-guzzling houseboats and oversized Tennessee mansions.

Wait a minute. Wrong. He's urging civil disobedience against coal plants. Yeah, that's it, coal plants. He wants activists to write the name "Gordon" on all coal plant smoke stacks in America. This has already been done to great effect in the UK, where it brought global warming to its knees. Evidence? Where do you think all that snow in South Africa came from?

Remember the activist commando's motto:

"Bring warming to its knees, 'til we all freeze"

3 comments:

Brian said...

Anyone remember Mao and his "Great Leap Forward" ?

You have to wonder if Gore has really lost it or if he realizes the "Green" garbage is fading.

Anonymous said...

So when these vapid morons follow Saint Al's advice (it's so serial!) and try to vandalize personal property and end up in body bags because the property owners had a gun and a legal right to protect themselves and their property will Gore be arrested?

And... by the way... since Gore's own mansion and personal property has a carbon footprint 7-10 times the size of the average person does that not make him fair game?

Anonymous said...

Al Gore, a legend in his own mind, and the biggest fraud since the Bre-X guys

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"