Friday, September 05, 2008

Hebrew National: Answering To A Higher Authority



"Theirs [the people of Israel] is the adoption as sons; theirs the divine glory, the covenants, the receiving of the law, the temple worship, the promises, the patriarchs, and... the Hebrew National Hot Dogs. Amen!" -- the Apostle Paul, RkBall modern paraphrase.

Hebrew National (We Answer To A Higher Authority) may be the best hot dog on the planet. I had one recently at a Tucson, Arizona Costco. The 'dog had a slight snap to it when you bit through the skin, and the seasoning was perfection. I'm not sure if the Tucson Costco had a Culinary Institute chef on duty or not, but they've sure got their hot dogs down pat. A buck fifty for a 'dog and a coke. How great is that?

The only thing better would be to live next door to a Costco, so you could have a buck fifty lunch whenever the urge hit. This Ball would bounce on over on a regular basis. But it would have to be in the States -- Costco Canada uses Olympia 'Dogs.

How about this: a US condo complex next door to a Costco. Hmmmm...

And that's the way the hot-diggity-dog Ball bounces.

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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"