NASA plans to bomb the moon on Friday. Bomb the moon! Weapons in space! Does this cowboy, goitalone President have moon rocks in his brain? Doesn't he know the world is watching, this is why the world hates the US, this is why...
Wait a minute. Wrong president.
Wait a minute more.
Betcha this whole thing was planned under the presidency of the Evil One.
And that's the way the Ball bounces.
3 comments:
Wow
You really are a Prat, aren't you.
Why not look up the history of Lcross before spouting off.
Oh wait...I forgot who I'm responding to.
If you must know, and if you had thought about it, this mission was not conceived under Obama. There has been too little time. A little work (very little) shows the first mention of LCROSS is May 1999.
So, if you want, you can blame Clinton. After all, you Cons are good at that.
And THAT's the way the ball bounces....
solenadon: It would help if you were able to recognize satire and knew a bit about how the genre works - or are you just pretending to treat this as a serious post (in which case, you da man!).
Like the way you capitalized "prat", though.
Your a Con AND a member of the Blogging Tories. It really is a safer bet that you were serious about it.
After all, what people in the real world recognise as satire Cons take to be gospel truth...
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