Tuesday, July 31, 2012

97 Percent of World To End Tomorrow!!!!

English: Amnesty International Sections, 2005
English: Amnesty International Sections, 2005 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Greenland is melting, the polar bears are drowning and you're watching the Olympics. Have you no shame?

The article.

From the combox:

How is it that these people ( the BBC or NASA or the Royal Society or the Guardian
or the Independent or the National Academy of Sciences or the Prince of
Wales or Al Gore or any US TV broadcaster that isn't Fox) plus teachers, lecturers,  lazygoodfornothingstudents, the WWF, the Nazis, communists, Liberals,  greenies, the Boy Scout Movement, Greenpeace, Amnesty International, Blue Peter, The French and other lesser Europeans, The Red Cross plus many others and thousands of scientists and experts of every stripe, have banded together to destroy us by lying about the weather?
I mean, how did they manage this and what is it that they really want???
The BallBounces answers:

1. Alarmism fuels funding.
Scientists crave funding.
Hence, alarmism.

2. Climate change hysteria supports the leftist agenda of state control and redistribution of wealth(*).
Big Media is leftist.
Hence, alarmist articles.

* The BallBounces favors redistribution of weather. Canada is too cold.  Why should Arizona have all the heat? In the name of climate justice, Arizona, give us some heat!!!

7 comments:

Dave B. said...

You might get some comments if the layout of your article wasn't stacked three layers deep.

Powell Lucas said...

Let's make it 100%, that will put an end to the constant droning in my ears and assault on my eyes from these hysterical, fear mongering, panic stricken twits.
Powell lucas

Mr. Lorne said...

"The BallBounces favors redistribution of weather. Canada is too cold. Why should Arizona have all the heat? In the name of climate justice, Arizona, give us some heat!!!"

I've been to Arizona when it was 106F. I'm sure they'd be happy o give us some heat.

BallBounces said...

Dave: it's a structural defect, I know.

BallBounces said...

PL: According to Al Gore we've got, what, 3 more years to save the planet -- then it will be ALL OVER!!! We'll all crank up our VCRs and watch On The Beach.

BallBounces said...

PL: According to Al Gore we've got, what, 3 more years to save the planet -- then it will be ALL OVER!!! We'll all crank up our VCRs and watch On The Beach.

BallBounces said...

LS: "Mr. Arizona, tear down that climate wall!!!"

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"