|Charlie Sheen does the Sunday Comics (Photo credit: susie.c)|
This is gonna lead to tweet-chill™!
Future tweets from athletes and other public figures:
"Another sunny day!";
"Let's all give peace a chance!";
"All we need is love";
People are the greatest!";
"We are the world!".
"I love everybody!";
"Little kittens, adorable puppies, warm milk and cookies!"
In fact, this gives me a business idea.
Announcing Celebrity SafeTweets™ -- an internet service that automatically generates innocuous, inclusive, gender-neutral (male/female/other) tweets for busy celebrities. Here's my advertising pitch: "Scared of career-ending motor-mouth tweets? Keep it safe and cut out the middle-man (your brain): subscribe to Celebrity SafeTweets!™
Slogans: "Celebrity SafeTweets -- Sweet!™" and, "Celebrity SafeTweets: "How Tweet It Is!™"
Charlie Sheen will be my celebrity spokthperthon.
Another winning idea from the Ball Bounces!