Friday, October 04, 2013

This Just In: US Government Closes Border to Illegals

This just in -- the Obama administration announced today that it would be suspending illegal immigration until the current debt ceiling impasse is resolved. It is reported that the federal government will be sending agents that, in a move reminiscent of their closing of national monuments, will completely seal off the southern border to illegals. (Canadians, the essence of politeness, will simply be asked not to come). A Democratic spokesperson is quoted as saying "we know closing the border to illegal immigrants will inconvenience many, especially those who had already made plans to come. However, the American people, and by this I include  those future illegals who do not yet call America home, have the Tea Party and intractable Republicans to blame for this".

President Obama, who was out golfing, could not be reached for comment.

Full story at 11!
Enhanced by Zemanta

1 comment:

Jen said...

....but didn't Obama slam a governor of Arizona for daring to seal or stop illegal aliens from Mexico from entering and did he accuse the governor for being a racist towards the mexican illegals.

Did Obama use the illegals to get votes.

I personally think that Obama does not like our PM for outshining him internationally.

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"