This just in -- the Obama administration announced today that it would be suspending illegal immigration until the current debt ceiling impasse is resolved. It is reported that the federal government will be sending agents that, in a move reminiscent of their closing of national monuments, will completely seal off the southern border to illegals. (Canadians, the essence of politeness, will simply be asked not to come). A Democratic spokesperson is quoted as saying "we know closing the border to illegal immigrants will inconvenience many, especially those who had already made plans to come. However, the American people, and by this I include those future illegals who do not yet call America home, have the Tea Party and intractable Republicans to blame for this".
President Obama, who was out golfing, could not be reached for comment.
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