At last I've seen convincing proof of man-made global warming.
Like the Monkees, now I'm a believer.
It's over at SDA (small dead animals). They're showing those pictures of temperature guages (used to measure global temperature) located on asphalt and close to air-conditioner exhausts, both of which skew the temperature.
Here's my analysis:
The asphalt is man-made.
So are the air conditioner units.
So are the scientists who are skewing the data in their computer models.
Ergo, man-made global warming.
Solution: get rid of asphalt; get rid of air conditioners, get rid of scientists, and, oh yes, stop eating tangerines.