Thursday, July 26, 2007

Global Warming -- Now I'm a Believer!

At last I've seen convincing proof of man-made global warming.

Like the Monkees, now I'm a believer.

It's over at SDA (small dead animals). They're showing those pictures of temperature guages (used to measure global temperature) located on asphalt and close to air-conditioner exhausts, both of which skew the temperature.

Here's my analysis:

The asphalt is man-made.

So are the air conditioner units.

So are the scientists who are skewing the data in their computer models.

Ergo, man-made global warming.

Solution: get rid of asphalt; get rid of air conditioners, get rid of scientists, and, oh yes, stop eating tangerines.

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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"