The evidence continues to pour in that the planet is on the verge of a cooling cycle. Check this out:
You realize what this means, don't you?
If global cooling is a real threat, this means we have two crises on our hands.
We are going to have to combat global warming and global cooling AT THE SAME TIME!!!
We are going to have to buy Carbon Offsets, and then Carbon Offset Offsets to offset the carbon offsets.
This is going to cost us even more than we thought!!!
We need to put David Suzuki in charge of all of this NOW.
And let's put the unbelieving politicans in JAIL, as the David has suggested.