Wednesday, December 09, 2009

I Categorically Deny Having An Affair With Tiger Woods

The I've-had-a-Tiger-in-my-tank confessional bandwagon is in top gear with no end in sight. At this point, it seems it would be a shorter list, and a quicker process, if those who have not had an affair with Tiger would raise their hands. So, here it is. I have never been with Tiger, and categorically deny any and all vicious rumors to the contrary.

And that's the way the golf-Ball bounces.

4 comments:

Hoarfrost said...

I hear he is abandoning his "Tiger" name. From now on he will be known as "Cheetah".

RkBall said...

Ouch!

The_Iceman said...

clever post... :)

RkBall said...

Thank you.

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"