Friday, January 08, 2010

Unexpected Headline of the Day

"Bag of teeth links man to dental burglaries"

Possibly the first time in the history of the planet that these words have been used together in a single sentence.

And, there's a shortage of teeth right now. With all the global "warming" going on, how's a fella supposed to chatter properly when his teeth are in a bag in his neighbor's closet?

Mmm. mm. mm. mm. mm. m.

No comments:

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"