Friday, April 30, 2010

Why Canada Doesn't Deserve to be Taken Seriously

"The acting postmistress, Jeanne Barr, said the only people who ever came in to buy stamps in French were undercover agents from the linguistic division of Canada Post. “They always do the same thing. They want two stamps,” she told the Ottawa Citizen."


Undercover agents from the linguistic division of Canada Post -- or, the UAFTLDOCP, as they like to be called. I would translate this into French for you, but I'm not sufficiently bilingual (although I can order a mean Oeuf McMuffin).


While Quebec enforces it's French-only laws, the rest of Canada is stuck with enforcing official bilingualism. And unilingual English speaking Canadians are out of government jobs. Our appeasing instincts know no bounds. What will we do when militant Islam comes knocking?


Et c'est ainsi que la Balle rebondit.

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"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"