|Bigfoot (Photo credit: naturemandala)|
The pressing issue: shouldn't they have rights, after all, they're only, er, almost human.
But, alas, Canada's mean-spirited Prime Minister Stephen Harper will refuse to recognize Bigfoot because he is narrow and intolerant and exclusionary.
This is the campaign issue the Liberals have been waiting for!!!
They should run on setting up a Bigfoot registry, at a cost not to exceed than two million dollars.