Image via WikipediaDemocrats take a seemingly relaxed view towards rape (when conducted by celebs/liberal politicians and as long as it isn't "rape-rape"), and are generally sympathetic to accusations of murder (when the accused are members of the female persuasion). So, with rape and murder ruled out, just how does a Democrat get tough on crime?
This is how.
Of course, I don't know for sure the overly-zealous dude was a Democrat; it just strikes me as likely. There's probably a Big Union involved here too.