George Bush Responsible for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

I know you suspected it.

Now it's confirmed.

By a site called ClimateProgress (I can't even begin to imagine what is meant by this term).

Here's extracts from "Did Climate Change Contribute To The Minneapolis Bridge Collapse?"

"We are all facing far more extreme heat waves, floods, wildfires, rainstorms, droughts and hurricanes...

"Consider what a meteorologist who worked in the city for years blogged: You have to wonder if the bridge buckled.

"... As noted, the NTSB itself has not ruled out the weather as a contributing factor.

"Melissa Hortman of the Minnesota House of Representatives “said “You wonder if this bridge was built to withstand the massive heat we have had this summer.” [Note the term "massive heat"]

'My brother also wonders if the low level of the Mississippi played a role...

And then, the punchline:

"The Bush administration has blocked research into the impact of climate change on this country and muzzled climate scientists...

Just as we suspected.

It's all George Bush's fault.

And it's even worse than you might think.

God controls the weather. George Bush talks to God. God is following George Bush's advice.

It's all George Bush's fault.