NYC Sets Record For Warmest Day: High Of 95 Degrees Ties Warmest August High Set In 1911 -- Global Warming Blamed

What you just read is what the headline would have been if it had been hot in NYC.

Instead, it was cold.

So the actual CBS headline was:

Arctic August: NYC Sets Record For Coldest Day
High Of 59 Degrees Ties Chilliest August High Set In 1911

Remember kids, when it's hot, it's global warming; when it's not, it's climate change.