Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I'm Going To Try Again...


I've been trying to help the global warming alarmists by feeding them scary scenarios. A month or so ago, I suggested they blame the shark attacks along the US coasts on global warming. Less than a week later, they did.

So now, I'm going to try it again. The latest salmonella scare, and the ban on tomatoes -- find a way to blame it on global warming.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not only that, but the recent spate of earthquakes is a direct result of global warming. The increase in the flow of melting glacial water has increased the density of the oceans thereby creating increased pressure on the subduction zones at the margins of the crustal plates. That has increased the rate at which the ocean floors are slipping beneath the continents causing upheavels in the land masses. I predict more earthquakes in the future.

Anonymous said...

Shark attacks are a result of Global Warming? Wow, who knew Spielberg was the physic guru of Hollywood meteorology.

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"