"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"
Saturday, August 29, 2009
What Have We Wrought?
The List
Friday, August 28, 2009
The Science Is In
I let my long-time Time Magazine subscription lapse around the same time they published the Lone Polar Bear picture. They said cut back on unnecessary mailings. I've never looked back.
I took a peek at Time Online the other day. They're still on about AGW. And still up to some of the finest alarmist rhetoric this side of Mercury rising. Here's a sample: "[U.S. Energy Secretary] Chu methodically explained that the science is clear, that we're boiling the planet".
I never knew that the planet was heading for 100 degrees Celsius, but who am I to argue with a scientist?
Further on, "This earth, he concluded, is the only one we've got; it would be illogical and immoral to fry it."
Plus, I knew we were cooking the planet -- I came across that last week, but I never knew that both boiling and frying were involved. I guess it only makes sense -- water is a huge greenhouse gas polluter, and oil is, well, just plain evil -- it would have been better if all those dinosaurs had never died.
For balance and depth, I thought I should check out a second source -- so, over to Newsweek: "more of China and India—especially in the north—will broil... according to the 2007 report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change".
So, Time's science expert has the Earth boiling and frying, while Newsweek's has it broiling -- do I detect a minor science tempest in a teapot brewing here?
Boiling, frying, and broiling the planet -- The Science Is In.
And that's the way the too-scared-to-breathe Ball bounces.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Defending the Resurrection
How good are you at defending the resurrection?
Try this resurrection apologetics quiz.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
On the Road Again - PEI to Toronto (pt. 2)
Side-trip to St. Viateur Bagels in orthodox section of Montreal. Bought three dozen sesame seed bagels and showed total discipline by limiting my in-car munching to exactly one. The smell of the bagels kept me company all day -- as did the audio book on the Wright Brothers that I'm all most finished -- about 16 or 18 hours worth -- I got 8 minutes to go --guess I'll find out if their flying ideas ever got off the ground!
Ate at Mexico Lindo, authentic Mexican, in Whitby.
Arrived Toronto about 6pm. All-in-all a great drive. 1800 km. total.
I'm thankful for a safe trip.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Late Breaking...
On the Road Again - PEI to Toronto
On the Road Again -- now there's a great song by Willie Nelson.
Hit the road at 6 am. today. On the way out of town, there was a beautiful early morning rainbow in the western sky, and a beautiful sunrise in the east.
Life is good.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Global Warming Causes Brain Damage!!!!
Global Warming Does It Again!!!
You're sitting in your chair, reading the news, minding your own business, not thinking about hockey sticks or houseboats or Al Gore when, wham! -- global warming hits you between the eyes and stings like a bee.
I was reading an article about Asian hornets terrorizing the French. I had mis-read the title, thought it said Asian tourists terrorizing the French, and had this funny image of Japanese tourists in sun hats whacking the French with their Burberry umbrellas.
OK, so it wasn't Japanese tourists, it was Asian Hornets, and, no, Asian Hornets is not the name of a Japanese basketball team.
Anyway, once I got into the meat of the argument I expected the usual came-over-in-a-shipment-of-Asian-pears kind of story-line, no-natural-predators, etc. and, sure enough: "thought to have arrived in France from the Far East in a consignment of Chinese pottery... rapid growth due to "lack of indigenous predators".
My guard was down. Hadn't even had my first coffee of the morning, then this:
"They first settled in the forests of Aquitaine, but quickly fanned out to surrounding areas, thriving on rising temperatures linked to global warming..."
Whack. Global warming strikes again. Like darwinism, it is becoming UE4E -- the ubiquitous explanation for everything inserted into every storyline.
But, in this case there may be something to it. Prior to global warming, the forests of Aquitaine were a sub-Arctic wasteland and the summer frosts would have quickly killed off these sun-loving predators. But, no longer. Now, in the steamy sub-tropical country formerly-know-as-France, menacing Asian hornets thrive.
Sheep are shrinking, Asian hornets are menacing. The only thing that remains pretty much the same are honking big houseboats.
First it was global warming and the "mortality rates" of trees. Now it's insects massacring other insects. It appears the humanization of nature has begun.
Can accusations of insect genocide be far behind? International World Governance Insect Tribunals, maybe?
And that's the way the stings-like-a-bee Ball bounces.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Global Warming: The Rattling-China Syndrome
Remember The China Syndrome? The beleaguered hero, Jack Lemmon, has been shot and is lying on the floor of the nuclear power plant. "I feel it", he croaks. Feels what? The vibration of a self-destructing nuclear plant, that's what. Only he feels it -- and he announces apocalyptic doom to the others.
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
I feel it when I'm flying
And so the crisis grows
It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you love the planet
Come on and let it snow
You know I believe it, I always will
Turbulence is shaping the way that I feel
A new beginning, or it's the end --
On Greenpeace, friend, you can depend
I see Al Gore before me
As I lay on my bed
And then I get to thinking
If he don't rule, we're dead
You give your credits to me
We need off-setting credits
For everything we do
You know I believe it, I always will
Turbulence is shaping the way that I feel
A new beginning, or it's the end --
On Greenpeace, friend, you can depend
It's written in the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you love the planet
Come on and let it snow
Come on and let it snow
Come on and let it
Come on and let it (come and let it snow, baby)
Come on, come on, come on let it snow baby
Come on and let it snow
Come on and let it snow, baby
Come on and let it snow
Breaking News: Bible Supports Darwinian Evolution!!!
"In the last ten years we have come to realize humans are more like worms than we ever imagined."
-- Biologist Bruce Alberts, past president of the National Academy of Sciences; editor in chief of Science. Author of The Molecular Biology of the Cell, a standard cell biology university textbook.
Ball Bounces Bible study-of-the-Day™:
"Deuteronomy 28:39: You will plant vineyards and cultivate them but you will not drink the wine or gather the grapes, because worms will eat them."
Oh, my gosh! Humans eat grapes -- and so do worms!!!! We are like worms!!!
More...
"Job 17:14 if I say to corruption, 'You are my father,' and to the worm, 'My mother' or 'My sister,'
Headline: Major Biblical Figure Acknowledges Darwin's Theory: Claims Worm For Ancestor!!!
more...
Job 25:6 "how much less man, who is but a maggot— a son of man, who is only a worm!"
"Only a worm" -- what could be better than that as proof of darwinism? This fits the reductionist view of darwinian philosophy perfectly . But, Job, quibble-time: Which is it -- maggot or worm -- the Bible is so full of contradictions!!!
mre...
Psalm 22:6 "But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by men and despised by the people."
Psalm 22 is a messianic psalm -- strongly connected with Christ and his passion.
According to this psalm, the proper understanding of human beings is to not even think of ourselves as beings created in the image of God, capable of rational thought, creativity, moral choice, and as potential vessels for the Spirit of the living God -- the correct view is to think of ourselves as lowly worms.
Oh, my gosh, the darwinists have been right all along!!!
And now, stepping out on a darwinian tree-of-life limb, the first Ball Bounces Future-Quote™, circa 2050: ""In the last ten years we have come to realize humans are more like dirt than we ever imagined." -- Richard K. Ball.
Future-Quote Scripture support:
"the LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being."
Pay-dirt!
And that's the way the worm-like Ball bounces.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Deceitful Deniers Are Toxic Traitors
To which I say, "you go, girl!".
According to Amy, deniers are "agents of deception" using American passion and patriotism to draw the weak-minded into conspiracy theories, corporate-funded propaganda, and mob behavior. "The consequence of this fraud is toxic."
"Rational thought and factual evidence have been swept aside with these specious arguments".
Absolutely.
"Peer-reviewed scientists overwhelmingly understand humans are changing the climate."
Exactly. Only scientists who have not been reviewed by their peers would disagree.
"Passionate but hoodwinked citizens are being provoked into us-versus-them scenarios that squelch real solutions."
Exactly. That's why we AGW believers refuse to get into an us-versus-them battle with irrational, deceiving, toxic, mob-ruled AGW deniers.
"All of this smoke and mirrors ---- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" ---- disrupts democratic discourse."
I could not agree more -- so, come on, stop all the hand-waving Al Gore, and let the rest of us get on with the program!
"The end result is that those with a vested interest in preserving the status quo ---- big corporations ---- succeed in blocking critical reform."
Absolutely. Big corporations like Enron, which was salivating over carbon credits. And companies that stand to profit from big-government proscriptions and prescriptions -- from new-tech light bulbs, wind energy, carbon credit schemes, etc. Not to mention Big Science -- and the countless thousands who now depend on alarmism to fuel the beast of government-funded AGW science.
"What counts more; emotional spin or overwhelming evidence and rational debate?"
Exactly, to put it another way, when the planet is on fire, the earth has a fever, and there's a monster lurking in the dark, it's time to put aside emotional rhetoric and ACT. First George Bush cooked the planet, now Barack Obama is cooking the books, and this means... our goose is cooked -- we're toast!!!
"we need the political will to avert a climate catastrophe for future generations. Drought, fires and sea level rise are here"
Exactly. Unlike never-ever before in the history of the planet. Not to mention shrunken sheep you can fit inside a man's pocket!!!
article snip - Plan A -- cap-and-trade vs. Plan B -carbon credits.
... "This is the discussion we should be having, but the deceivers ---- those who commit "treason against the great republic of human nature" ---- are drowning out the conversation."
The sea levels are rising and the deniers are drowning out the conversation. Don't you people get it? THEY MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE WE ALL DROWN!!!
"For the good of our nation and our world, they must be ignored."
I'M IGNORING THEM (fingers in ears)!
"AMY HOYT BENNETT lives in Encinitas and is a volunteer with the Citizens Climate Lobby."
And they would restore the "'" in Citizens, but they like the ambiguity of not revealing whether there's one or more of them.
It's Too Late!!
"The other [factor, i.e., permafrost] is "a monster in the dark," says Stephen Pacala, an environmental scientist at Princeton. As temperatures rise, permafrost, which holds an enormous amount of carbon from long-dead plants, tends to dry out, allowing decay and a release of carbon into the atmosphere. If this phenomenon, called "outgassing," were to kick in, it could inundate the atmosphere with carbon dioxide, perhaps doubling or tripling the effect of the past century of human industry."
There's something wrong here
There can be no denying
Permafrost is melting
Or maybe the plants are dying
And it's too late baby, now it's too late
Though we really did try to brake it
Earth's plants have died and we can't hide
the CO2 -- we can't fake it
It used to be so easy living here with you
You were light and breezy
So low on CO2
Now you look so unhappy
And I feel like a fool
And it's too late baby, now it's too late
Though we really did try to brake it
Earth's plants have died and we can't hide
the CO2 -- we can't fake it
There'll be good times again for me and you
But they won't involve any killer CO2
Still I'm glad for what we had
Making our share of CO2
And it's too late baby, now it's too late
Though we really did try to brake it
Earth's plants have died and we can't hide
the CO2 -- we can't fake it
Don't you know that I...
I just can't brake it
Oh it's too late my baby
Too late my baby
You know
It's too late my baby
Sunday, August 16, 2009
It's Getting Scary! scratch that Scarier!!
Now I'm not going to sleep tonight. Worrying about global warming was bad enough -- (virtual) tossing and turning all night ('cause I was too scared about CO2 emissions to actually toss and turn -- what I do instead is just move my index finger back and forth so as to minimize my CO2, er, fingerprint) -- and now this:
"Tell me Roger, which should I be worried about?
A) The current cooling trend?
B) The 2,000 year warming trend?
C) The (still on going) 10,000 year cooling trend?
D) The 20,000 year warming trend?
E) The 30 million year cooling trend?
To which I say, "Eeyikes!" Worrying about global warming was bad enough -- but, now I have to worry about global warming and global cooling?!!!
I'll be tossing and turning all night...
PS I don't know who Roger is, but I hope he has the answers!
Earth to Roger -- help us, please!!!
(To which Roger hopefully says, "Roger!".)
Our Goose Is Cooked!
Here's a new one thanks to this. (see comments)
"We're cooking our planet".
And that's the way the hot-under-the--collar Ball bounces.
Sunday, August 09, 2009
The AGW Amplification Effect
Hi-lites of a recent US Congressional, er, "investigation":
* Diving and snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef
* Cable car ride through the Australian rain forest
* Visit to a penguin rookery
* And, for balance, a quick hop to the South Pole
The lawmakers said the trip offered them a valuable chance to learn about global warming and to monitor how federal funds are spent (not to mention to actually spend some of those federal funds).
I know some AGW Deniers are going to complain about this and even attempt to make a cheap mockery of this trip. But I for one defend these legislators, and to the American taxpayers, I simply say, "pay up" -- it's the Canadian way. When the earth's on fire in your own country, it's critical to put on your asbestos-lined shoes and visit other countries to monitor the fire-level in those places, too.
And, the US Congress's commitment to global warming doesn't stop at one-off trips -- the House of Representatives has allocated $550 million to upgrade a fleet of luxury Air Force jets so that no expense will be spared in investigating the AGW monster. After all, when the survival of civilization is at stake, no expense is too big, no sacrifice too great. In the case of these recent trips, the sacrifice included lawmakers' spouses, who, in a brave gesture of American patriotism, volunteered for the taxpayer-funded mission. When asked about this, one lawmaker responded that his wife, Peachy, added "insight and perspective" that "only amplified the educational benefit he gained as a lawmaker." There you have it. We have an AGW amplification effect happening here. If that's not science, I don't know what is. And, whatever the cost, it was worth it.
And the sacrifice doesn't end here. For one lawmaker, this trip was just one of two he's made recently. He also visited the Galapagos Islands to gain expertise in climate change (and, possibly, to search for Darwin's bones -- no word on that).
Here's a final scientific angle to this: overseas trips by US legislators have taken a nearly 10-fold jump since 1995 -- and those years just happen to coincide with the hottest ever recorded in the history of the world, ever.
Coincidence?
Meanwhile, legislators urge ordinary citizens to leave the car in the garage and either walk or take the bus.
As for me, if diving and snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef, cable car-ing the Australian rain forest, visiting penguin rookeries, and chilling out at the South Pole at tax-payers' expense is what it takes to tame the AGW monster, I'm up for it.
And that's the way the globe-bopping Ball bounces.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Scottish Sheep Shrinking: "It's Baaaad!" Global Warming Alarmists Cry
[updated with links and a clarification]
Darwinism and Post-Modernism
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Very Thin Ice
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Katie Couric is the greatest thing since the Beatles; I can't get this song out of my head.
Now that I'm a global warming believer, this is my new anthem.
I hope someday you'll join me, and the world will live as one.
And that's the way the warming global Ball bounces.
Monday, August 03, 2009
Obamanomics 101
Whaaaattttt?
"Funding from somewhere"?
You mean, all this money we've been spending to wrestle the deficit to the ground and purge America of GWB has to be paid back?
Sunday, August 02, 2009
By Bread Alone?
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Sealed With A... Eeyow!
Stephen Marche over at the National Post has himself worked up into a lather over the European Union's hypocrisy over the Canadian seal hunt.
"... given that Western civilization's brutality to the earth is currently causing the destruction of the Far North habitat, it is more than vulgar and stupid to accuse the Inuit of crimes against the planet."
Eeyow!
Next, Stephen will be claiming the planet is on fire.
Article here.
"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"