Image by Dunechaser via FlickrOntarians driving Ontario roads are getting short-tempered and trigger-finger-happy. They're also working on their batting average.
Enter the police:
"We don't want to get into a situation where people start carrying guns and baseball bats to settle issues," Sgt. Dave Woodford said Wednesday. "Just call police and let us take care of it."
You mean like, "just call police and let us Caledonia it"?