China has slapped duties on American chickens.
It's only a matter of time until the might of American chicken producers is unleashed. Tomorrow's headlines today, courtesy of the Ball Bounces: Big Chicken Fights Back!
To the tune of American Woman:
American Chicken, stay a way from me-hee
American Chicken, just let me be-hee
Don't come knockin, let me be
I won't be your fricassee