Examine My Pulse, My Urine, My Stool...

Er, not mine, the Dali Lama's.

"They can examine my pulse, my urine, my stool, everything", he reportedly said, in response to authorities' claims that he was inciting violence in Tibet.

I suspect his speech must lose (or gain) something in the translation.

I think he's saying he's an open book and has nothing to hide.

For some reason, I prefer the British/English way of putting it.

And that's the way the Open Book bounces.