Monday, September 14, 2009

Name the Caption Contest



The first and possibly last Ball Bounces Name the Caption Contest. Winning entry will receive a handsome, frameable, certifiably certified Certificate of carboniferous Carbon Credits in the amount of your choosing with your name on it!!!

Enter early, and enter often.

Contest ends upon the receipt of at least one entry, or at the discretion of the (Liberal-appointed) judges, who must judge according to strict guidelines, or within the framework of justifiable limits of a nominally free society based on Canadian values, or the personal opinions of the judges, whichever comes first.

All entries become the property of the contest holders. 5 cent deposit required in MI WI NY IA. Contest open to everyone except family members of the Ball Bounces, including, but not limited to, Uncle George, Aunt Vera, Shirley, and Fetch, the dog. In PEI, the PEI tax will be calculated based on the base cost of the product plus the GST. Yes, we are taxing a tax, you got a problem with that? Devoid where inhibited by law.

14 comments:

wilson said...

Look! It's Brother Obama sitting with Ujjal....

wilson said...

I told yah Jack would save our butts and prop up Harper!

Mac said...

Hey, Dion... pull my finger!

revanche said...

Mac...can't touch that!

ROTFLMAO

Ontario Lad said...

*In true Ivy League form, Ignatieff flags down the last bus to Hah-vad.*

Dollops said...

As Prime Minister I will put three-ply paper in the parliamentary washrooms.

gimbol said...

"Pull my finger. Oh crap too late."

Bryan said...

That is where I will retire, America!

Bryan said...

Ladies and Gentleman may I introduce you to Bizarro World's FONZ. Eh! and totally uncool and not associating with the common folk!

capndan said...

That's my daddy........See him right there..

Martin said...

Remember, it's the acting, Stupid!

Dodoforever said...

See Honey, if u r watching, I am showing my ring finger. Not my fault if those bimbos still fall at my feet.

Jafo said...

You mean you actually want me to run this country. That's funny.

Sylia said...

If you said "Power Grab!" you are CORRECT!!!

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"