The first and possibly last Ball Bounces Name the Caption Contest. Winning entry will receive a handsome, frameable, certifiably certified Certificate of carboniferous Carbon Credits in the amount of your choosing with your name on it!!!
Enter early, and enter often.
Contest ends upon the receipt of at least one entry, or at the discretion of the (Liberal-appointed) judges, who must judge according to strict guidelines, or within the framework of justifiable limits of a nominally free society based on Canadian values, or the personal opinions of the judges, whichever comes first.
All entries become the property of the contest holders. 5 cent deposit required in MI WI NY IA. Contest open to everyone except family members of the Ball Bounces, including, but not limited to, Uncle George, Aunt Vera, Shirley, and Fetch, the dog. In PEI, the PEI tax will be calculated based on the base cost of the product plus the GST. Yes, we are taxing a tax, you got a problem with that? Devoid where inhibited by law.