Gaia Speaks: "Take That, Al Gore!"

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In an action that will have conservative commentators buzzing, the Earth moved suddenly and sharply to the right over the week-end:

"‘One side of the Earth has lurched to the right ... up to 11ft and in some places been thrust up,’ he said.’" -- Daily Mail, reporting on New Zealand's earthquake.

This sudden but sensible move by the Earth to the right can only be viewed as a pointed rebuke to Al Gore and the leftist global warming crowd (who will no doubt blame the earthquake itself on global warming).

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