Today, March 8, 2007, a man announced the invention of a device which automates the rolling up of the rim of your Tim Hortons cup to see if you've won anything during that quintessentially Canadian annual rite of Spring, "Roll up the Rim to Win!".
This invention marks the high-water mark of western civilization; all things are now in place and perfected; all prophecies fulfilled; the conditions are now both ripe and right for the Lord's return.
And that's the way the Ball bounces.
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