A made-in-Canada solution to the BP oil spill: two words, music to a Canadian's ears: Duct Tape.
That's it, duct tape. Miles and miles of industrial-grade, Canadian-made, duct tape.
1. Wrap tape around and around and around the pipe.
2. Start criss-crossing back and forth across the opening while repeating the wrap-around step 1.
3. Continue until pipe is duct-taped and leak is contained.
Duct Tape. Canada's contribution to the world.
And that's the way the Canadian-made Ball of duct tape bounces.
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