Image via WikipediaThis is what passes for reporting at the Toronto Star:
"Voting for Ford is like sleeping with someone to get revenge on your spouse.... It is Oct. 26, the day after the election, and you wake in a hard, unfamiliar bed. Your eyeballs are congealed chip fat and your contact lenses have gone crispy. Your liver is en route somewhere. You appear to be missing a tooth. And there's something in bed next to you. It is the sweaty, beer-smelling oik from the bar last night." -- Heather MallickFor what it's worth, the reporter seems to be writing from first-hand knowledge.
As reported in The National Post.