Thursday, June 09, 2011

CUPW Disease: Coming To A Town Near You!

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 09:  A FedEx delivery t...Image by Getty Images via @daylife
Once-dreaded but now viewed as more of an irritant, CUPW Disease has reportedly spread to the following Canadian hamlets:

Labrador City, N.L., 
Acadie-Bathurst, N.B., 
Summerside, P.E.I., 
Ste. Therese, Que., 
St. Jerome, Que., 
Thunder Bay, Ont., 
Hearst, Ont., 
Brantford, Ont., 
St. Thomas, Ont., 
Flin Flon, Man., 
Yellowknife, Whitehorse and 
Vernon, B.C.

Inoculations may be obtained at any FedEx or UPS office. The virus may also reliably be circumvented  via use of online banking, retailing, and email services.

Support the CUPW workers' right to not work and/or be paid! Support their right to strike all summer long -- if you see them on the street, give them the thumbs up!

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fernstalbert said...

Mail carriers are an endangered species. The super mailbox is coming to a corner near your home and business. Door to door service will become a memory of the past. There is no future in foot power - the nature of mail has changed with technology. Its a horse/buggy story - the world has changed and that is a good thing. Cheers.

RkBall said...

Fern -- imagine how long it would have taken if you had written me this as a letter and mailed it!

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"