Informed sources reveal to the Ball Bounces the story-behind-the-story. The real reason Osama was taken out? He had a secret, illegal cable feed running into his shabby Pakistani compound! The whole operation was, apparently, instigated and under-written by the cable company!!
An unnamed cable company operative was quoted as saying, "Look, we didn't know we had a high-value target here; all we knew was we had a guy who was getting cable and not paying for it -- and that's wrong!
It's believed the Pakistani cable company is owned by a shadowy cabal of profiteering Americans, with Dick Cheney (!!) being named as one of the key figures behind the company.