Saturday, May 14, 2011

Things Are Looking Up For False Prophet Ronald Weinland

Animated Gif of a Cicada (Tibicen sp.) Molting...                    Image via Wikipedia

Judgement Day prognostications are coming fast and furious. We've got one deadline coming up in a week, and then another in October.

Ronald Weinland is the internet's 2008: God's Final Warning guy. He's been prophesying doom, aimed primarily at the US, for several years. His drop-dead date is still about a year out, to be followed by 2008: God's Final Warning being sold at a deep discount.

Problem is, he's well into a seven year cycle dictated by the obscure prophecies of the book of Revelation and reality has not cooperated. As far as US doom goes, up until now he's had to settle for birds mysteriously dropping from the sky. But, things are finally looking up for false prophet Ronald Weinland!

He's going to love this: U.S. states braced for invasion of cicadas as they hatch after 13 years underground.

God's judgement is real, and not to be made light of. However, Ronald Weinland is not God's prophet. Not even close.

Re: animation on right:  eeyowwww!

If you're interested in following the Ronald Weinland trainwreck, here's the go-to site.

update: links fixed - it was a Blogger problem.

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5 comments:

Joe said...

Is that the dude that the CBC presented as somehow representing common Christian belief? I don't listen to nutbars so I had no idea who the Ronny Weinland was until I happened to hear about him on CBC radio. Then my liberal cousin started reciting the CBC nonsense like it was written in stone that this is what all Christians believe. Sigh, I couldn't bother to argue.

BallBounces said...

Could well be. Not sure.

Anonymous said...

sorry ron. my birthday is on the 22nd and i will not have the world ending before i celebrate another one. also sorry about october. i have things to do and the world will not be able to end then. we are just going to have to put this whole end of the world off for a bit.

BallBounces said...

The timing's not in your hands, or mine. Ron thinks it's in his. It's not. But, there will be an end, culminating in the Big Reveal.

BallBounces said...

The timing's not in your hands, or mine. Ron thinks it's in his. It's not. But, there will be an end, culminating in the Big Reveal.

"... nothing intellectually compelling or challenging.. bald assertions coupled to superstition... woefully pathetic"